Since when has ignorance become a social norm?

Learning can be tough. Life gets busy, you have work and school and friends and lovers. You have to go to the gym, you need groceries, the list goes on and on. But despite all our North American glorification of “busy”, since when did being ignorant to the rest of the world become a social … Continue reading →

Diary of a highly-caffeinated productive woman

My 5:30 a.m. alarm wakes me up with the soft coos of a freight train. Did it break through my window? Who plays a harp on a train? #alarmclockidentitycrisis. This is the crucial moment that determines the rest of my day. Within seconds, I can smell the aroma waft imaginarily into my nostrils and I’m … Continue reading →

Maybe I don’t wanna renew my licence plates

When I get there, I’m going to get a six inch. No, wait, maybe a 12 inch. I’m hungry. Lots of olives. As many olives as they can jam in between those two pieces of bread. Whoops. That was a stop sign. Oh, no sirens. No, Officer I didn’t see that stop sign. Actually, yes I … Continue reading →