When I get there, I’m going to get a six inch. No, wait, maybe a 12 inch. I’m hungry. Lots of olives. As many olives as they can jam in between those two pieces of bread.
Whoops. That was a stop sign.
Oh, no sirens.
No, Officer I didn’t see that stop sign. Actually, yes I did. I stopped further back though, you just didn’t see me.
What? My licence plates ARE NOT expired. My birthday isn’t until the end of the month.
Oh, you have to renew them at the first of the month. Well, that doesn’t make sense. The sticker says October 2013, which means I get until the END of the month.
Ok, thank you for the warning… fuck twat.
Maybe I don’t wanna renew my licence plates. Did you ever think about that one? #takethat
Hah, I just renewed mine. :)